embersstillburning asked: ✘
embersstillburning asked: ✉
domesticity meme! GIMMIE A SHIP →
if you can think of a ship, i will answer either of these sets of questions for them: big spoon/little spoon: favorite non-sexual activity: who uses all the hot water: most trivial thing they fight over: who does most of the cleaning: what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: who steals the blankets: ...
Send ✉ for an drunk text Send ✘ for an unsent text Send ☠ for a threatening message Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message
Leave me one of the following words and I will write a drabble about it:
Highschool: Our characters attend a high school together
Royalty: One of our character is royalty and the other a servant (specify)
Pauper: One of our characters is poor, the other is wealthy and takes them in. (specify)
Child: Our characters suddenly find themselves responsible for an infant.
Role: Our characters trade roles in the canon universe.
College: Our characters meet while attending university.
Steampunk: Our characters are in a Steampunk setting.
Evil: One of our characters is working for the opposite side. (specify)
Fantasy: Our characters are in a fantasy setting.
Lifetime: Our characters meet when they are very young.
Reincarnation: Our characters in a previous life.
Espionage: One or both of our characters is a James Bond-esque spy.
Siblings: Our characters now share one or both parents.
Marriage: Our characters are married.
Betrayal: Our characters hate one another.
suckmyparasiticdick-deactivated asked: Kara tsked, shaking her head. "Killing people isn't nice you know, Master." She chided jokingly, giggling. "But I've never seen your 'Big Bad Wolf' side, so I don't really care~"
Kiss my muse and see how they react.
suckmyparasiticdick-deactivated asked: Kara giggled, looking up at him with a grin. "You've always been an adorable little puppy around me, Master. Just admit it, you're not as scary as you pretend you are." She teased, poking his cheek.
suckmyparasiticdick-deactivated asked: "Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere..." Kara murmured, squeezing him lightly. "Well, unless another emergency pops up, but I'll at least tell you next time."
suckmyparasiticdick-deactivated asked: Kara nodded, her eyes wide and earnest. "Uh huh. I promise I won't leave again. Really."
Don't You Know Who I Think I Am?: Muse thinks overly-highly of themselves for 2 days
Under Pressure: Muse is under severe stress for 1 day, or until they are sexually relieved (mun must agree to latter option)
Opheliac: Muse is obsessed with the person of the anon's choice for [anon decides length, both muns must agree]
It's My Life: Muse refuses to adhere to any rules for 3 days
Somebody That I Used to Know: Muse has amnesia for (anon chooses length)
Disco Pogo: Muse can't stop dancing for 12 hours
Things I'll Never Say: Muse must say one secret for the next five asks
Dead on Arrival: Muse is a ghost for 6 hours
Mother Mary: Muse believes they are pregnant for 1 day. If muse is pregnant, congratulations, they've been spared.
Basket Case: Muse has hallucinations for (anon decides)
Christian's Inferno: Muse has the urge to just destroy everything for 2 hours
Hot Mess: Muse is drunk for (anon decides length and type of drunk- emotional, giggly, etc.)
Ice: Muse is terribly cold-hearted for 2 days
Heaven Help Us: Muse is an angel for 3 days
What Makes You Beautiful: Muse compliments everyone for 3 hours
Lying is the Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking her Clothes Off: Just that. Mun is naked and a compulsive liar for the next 10 asks.
Party in the CIA: Muse thinks they're an undercover spy for (anon chooses length)
suckmyparasiticdick-deactivated asked: Kara smiled at the little kisses, closing her eyes and leaning against Master with a content sigh. "I'm sorry, sweetie..." She murmured, tucking her head under his chin and nuzzling against his neck. "I won't leave again. Promise."
suckmyparasiticdick-deactivated asked: Kara smiled, getting on her tip-toes to kiss the much taller man on the cheek. "Aw, that's so sweet, Master! And only a tiny bit cheesy~ You're such an adorable little cupcake." She cooed, giggling and nuzzling against him. "Thanks, darling. It's good to be back."
marineviolinist: meister-boswillig: I’m going to fucking slap you.
send me a number and I'll make a post about you
marineviolinist said: Too bad Riley’s too busy laughing at you to care. I’m going to fucking slap you.
suckmyparasiticdick-deactivated asked: Kara blinked, a little surprised by the sudden kiss; although it took her only a moment to return it. "I'll take that as a yes." She giggled, wrapping her arms around Master and resting her head against his chest.
#master #so i put my hands up #they’re playing my song #the butterflies fly away #nodding my head like yeaaah #moving my hips like yeaaah NO.
genkimanapult: CAN YOU SAY BRAINWASHIIIING ...
Send my muse a text you meant to send to someone...
suckmyparasiticdick-deactivated asked: Kara nodded, smiling brightly. "The one and only. Did you miss me as much as I missed you?"
WHAT TUMBLR USER DO YOU SHIP ME WITH
The normally grumpy Master Malevolent dons a big, goofy smile on his face. He gets that unfamiliar yet painfully familiar tightness in his chest, and his unbeating heart seems to beat a mile a minute. “Kara ist zurück. Sie ist wirklich zurück.”
suckmyparasiticdick-deactivated asked: "Guess who's back, Master~"
thescorpiangod: meister-boswillig: thescorpiangod: “They are very good, I like how they added the veins and every thing” He smirked. “And the fact that they are eight inches long.” “Well,” Master examines the thing before raising it to his lips. “If I lose any dignity by eating this, so be it.” “What’s wrong with sucking an eight inch chocolate penis, this is my third” The god laughed,...
thescorpiangod: “They are very good, I like how they added the veins and every thing” He smirked. “And the fact that they are eight inches long.” “Well,” Master examines the thing before raising it to his lips. “If I lose any dignity by eating this, so be it.”
thescorpiangod: meister-boswillig: thescorpiangod replied to your post: “Fucking Valentine’s Day.” “I got chocolate, I actually don’t mind this holiday anymore. Though, I’m not a fan of flowers but chocolate’s nice. You want a chocolate penis? I have extra” “…why the fuck are you offering me a chocolate penis? But…sure, I’ll take one.” “I told you, I have extra” He chuckled handing a...